Thursday, August 27, 2015

how many deaths does it take to kill rasputin ?



 so through out history a lot of people have died in alot of gruesome ways but one that stands out in my endless search for pointless truths is the way  Grigori Rasutin was EFFIN MURDERED!! according to Felix Yusupov's memoirs ( the guy who killed him) he had filled 4 bottles of sweet wine with high levels of cyanide and invited rasputin to have a drink with him, after about an hour rasputin was getting a tad drunk but was still very much alive. so Yusupov decided to excuse himself so he could go get a revolver came back in and sat to the left of rasputin and shot him point blank in  the chest. the bullet went through his stomach and liver and out of his side a blood gushing rasputin fell over on a WHITE bear skin rug, WHAT the hell man i said no red wine on the rug and definitely no BLOOD!! so they dump his body in the cellar and congratulate each other on a good murder. moments later rasputin wakes up realises he has been shot and starts to make his way out of the cellar and into the courtyard.  There Yusupovs accomplices shoot him another 4 times. with a bullet going through the kidney and lodged in his spine. so now when they take him back to the cellar a now really freaked out Yusupov decides lets beat the dead body beyond what any normal man could take just to make sure he is dead. with a severe kick to his left eye being recorded by wittiness.  
so after this beating the exhausted men are just standing around the body for about 10 min , that's when rasputin starts to move and tries to wake up again , so the brave and confused gentlemen decided revolver to the head is the only way to kill this man for good.so they decide to chain up the body and throw it in to an icy lake hoping he would sink to the bottom, in the following days rasputins body was found in the cold waters but something strange happened , the chains they had wrapped him in had been removed and it appeared he had tried to swim to shore before he finally froze and drowned to death.
so lets get this straight the guy drank 4 bottles of wine soaked in cyanide , was shot 6 times once in the head and was beaten beyond belief by a group of what i assume are sexually repressed men .only to be chained and thrown in an icy lake Aladdin style only no genie to help. this needs to be a movie and i have been looking for a medium to restart Jeff Goldblums career who doesn't want to see him get mutilated in a frozen setting? well anyway thanks for learning with me.

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